Rebecca De Mornay

Released as a single in 1985 from the soundtrack of the Neil Simon flop The Slugger's Wife, Rebecca De Mornay hit the airwaves with "Oh Jimmy." I have never heard such a slutty song: "Oh Jimmy don't you wanna do it/We can make it right/Oh Jimmy you know where to put it/Cuz I got what you want toniiiiiiiiiite!"

You know where to put it??? That's trash talk for a white girl. This is the kind of stuff my blog was made for.

Susan Sarandon

Oh Susan! "Touch-A, Touch-A Touch Me!" Nothing could be finer than your Janet Weiss ("Damn it, Janet!") in Rocky Horror Picture Show, the movie where it really felt WRONG when it was released on video. VIDEO??? RHPS ranks in as THE most audience-participatory flick of all time!

...or of all movie time.

Patsy Kensit

Brit It Girl Patsy Kensit--along with her band Eighth Wonder--turns it out in her Julian Temple directed star vehicle Absolute Beginners. The film tanked. So did she, but she bounced back as a legitimate actress and Missus to Liam Gallagher of Oasis. And of her big AB number, "Having It All?" Vanished into cinema obscurity!